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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Of Things that Live in Water

Alls well in the Kingdom of the Sea Monkeys

Remember last time when we were small, some of us might have dragged our poor parents to places like toys'r'us and those that have would probably have met the INFAMOUS Sea-Monkeys!...

Cute little critters that are supposed to look like people with three pointy things on their heads and webbed hands and feet. While moving around on the web, look what I found! Videos on what they REALLY look like! http://www.seamonkeyworship.com/smvideos.htm OH JOY~!

I wonder if their INSTANT-LIFE policy clashes with any churches policy on "Thou shalt not be God" or something.... in some ways YOU ARE! A mighty deity of the innocent peace loving seamonkey civilization! DESTROY THOSE THAT DO NOT LOVE AND WORSHIP YOU! FLUSH them down the drain! or rain horror upon horror upon their cities in little glass tanks!

Though its a curious thought, what if you poured them into someone's drinking water and they actually evolved to live in someone's digestive tract!. BRUTAL DEATH!....

And on a final closing note, Sea-Monkeys are a type of unusual genetic Shrimp.

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