Of Duplicates & Fitness First

Our Day at Fitness First

Thanks to free guest passes from Tak Meng & Heng Lee (prospective hunks), we were invited to go try out Fitness First's facilities. The bloody expensive yet spanking lovely new gym down at the Curve! Sig-up is a paltry RM450 now during their promotional period! You don't even wanna know how much it is on standard days.

The first thing I noticed when HengLee parked his car was the beautiful floor of the parking lot. While this has NO relation to the Gym itself. I think the floor deserves a mention. Jerry proceeded to ruin the ambience by leaving cigarette ashes on the beautiful floor. IMBECILE!

Well once we rounded up the members namely, Me, Jerry, TakMeng, HengLee & Jason. We shimmied our way to the front desk and got our guest pass cards! Small little blue cards that allowed us access to THEIR secret locker room upstairs! ooOoooOooo.... which did not have any nekkid wimmen in case you're wondering. ^^

On to the WORKOUT!

First the WARMUP! Being the addle headed morons we were, we took advantage of our guest passes by turning our warmup session on the Exercise bike into the bloody Tour de France. We felt our underused thigh muscles starting to give way to paralysis but yet we moved on! TREADMILLS! The stationery indoor pavements,.. nothing much happened there so we moved on.

Upstairs we mingled with other over buffed people at the weights department. Being totally out of our league, we still attempted most of the machines. First we stared in awe at the instruction panels. Then we screwed the instruction panels and try to figure it out ourselved. I'm still reeling from the fact we didn't kill ourselves by entanglement or something.

Well, we then later joined Tak Meng and Heng Lee downstairs where we managed to see Tak Meng gasping for air like a fish out of water. It must've been toooough. But as most know it, No pain, no Gain. To end it, we pre-cooked ourselves in the Sauna probably killing off valuable sperm, got dressed and went home hoping tomorrow we won't need to be carried around on planks.

Also, the night before,...

Extreme boredom leads to extremely stupid measures. We cloned Jerry. Fellow conspirators Yennshin and Thomas help out with the assimilation of our egoistical friend. So much so well we cloned him that eventually we forgot who the REAL Jerry was. (he was still sleeping and totally missed our prank, but we didnt know.)